mechastreisand:

the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters

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yay!!

most of my stuff is finally moved into the downstairs room! :V

time to make it into my NEET cave minus the part where i’m a neet but oh well

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg